How To Wash The Cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet andclose both lids (you may need to stand on the lid sothat he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body tooclose to the edge, as his paws will bereaching out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This providesa "power wash and rinse" which I have found to bequite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensurethat there are no people between the toilet and theoutside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, andquickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, andrun outside where he will dry himself.